Nobody saves this nation's dwindling laser supply like the heroes in green and black. And camo. And there's a ninja? And a pro wrestler? Wait...
• 100% Custom Comfort Cotton
• Buttery Soft Men's Black T-Shirt
• Officially Licensed G.I. Joe T-Shirt
• Warning: May cause instantaneous mustache growth
Our tees are custom fitted and are slightly smaller than those scratchy shirts from the other guys. If that's not your thing, no worries, just order a size or two bigger than you normally do. But if that IS your thing, then get stoked.
But don't just take my word for it! Check out the Goodie Size Chart in the product photos and measure your favorite shirt to compare.
Or don't. I'm a Product Description, not the police.